e.t. phone home

what a random bedside table. antique phone which is plugged in yet never used (cell phone makes it relatively useless to me), ikea lamp of which you can only see its stem and base, my beloved drinking glass purchased from the 99 cent store at which courtney love filmed her video, mono, a notebook found in the children's section with pink pages and a diamond ring-wearing cat at the bottom, a drink coaster that which the drinking glass is not even on, a pencil stolen from work, and a guitar pick even though the guitars are nowhere near the bed.