bologna sandwiches are overrated

okay so i'm poor this week. very poor. and i had to put groceries on my credit card and even though since it was going on my credit card i could have just bought whatever i wanted, i decided to be frugal and only buy things that wouldn't be too terribly expensive. so i buy a loaf of wonder bread, a small jar of on sale peanut butter (luckily the kind i like that is sweet and made for kids' tastes...ahem), 3 frozen dinners, and a package of oscar meyer bologna. now, to be honest, i never ever ever ever buy bologna cause i figured i probably don't like the taste anymore. it's something i ate as a kid but i'd rather have peppery salami or proscuitto or salty ham or something that's going to taste like something. so because the bologna is on sale, i get it. and for dinner that night i make a sandwich with it. a very boring sandwich, but i like them boring: bread, mayo, mustard, and bologna. i take my first bite. hmm, maybe i bit an end where the meat didn't quite reach. it is round after all, and the bread is square. i take another bite. nothing. did i forget the meat all together? no, couldn't have. i distinctly remember putting it on the bread. you see what i'm getting at?

never again. for 8 or 9 grams of fat per slice yet no taste whatsoever? who makes this shit? oh right. oscar meyer. the pinnacle of fatty tasteless lunch meat for grade school kids. this is why our coca cola tastes bad.